Greetings and welcome to today's random thought.
Let me apologize in advance for today's random thought. I don't know why I think of these things but I do. Just be thankful you are not me, plagued with these random thoughts that I have to get out.
So I am watching Clifford, the Big Red Dog the other day with my daughter and this thought occurs to me. Where is the Big Red Pooper Scooper? I mean, think about it. This dog is about the size of a house, the dung piles have got to be enormous. I cannot enjoy the show since I am pondering this concept. Perhaps the father sells the manure as fertilizer to the local gardeners. This is probably not the case given that they live on an island and the laws of supply and demand would come into play making the manure to be almost worthless. If the father does not sell it, what else is he going to do with it? If you wanted some manure, you could almost get it for free.
The apartment complex that I live in allows pets. There are even little baggy dispensers located around the property for you to use to clean up after your pet. According to the Wikipedia Pooper Scooper article, Germany actually does DNA testing on pet fecal matter left on public property and fines the dog owner for any waste that was left behind.
Anyway, the more I think about it, the more I would not want to be around Clifford. Plus, since my kids are just like me, it is not long until they ponder the pooper scooper mystery as well. It is a good thing I have taken the time to think it all the way through so I that I will have an answer for them when the time comes.
Thanks for reading my Random Thoughts.
Jon
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