Thursday, September 14, 2006

Blog Number 67

Greetings and welcome to today's random thought.

Tonight's thought is about men's restrooms or perhaps just restrooms in general.  I will admit (quite proudly) that I have spent precious little time in women's restrooms so I have no idea if this applies to all restrooms or not.

I have noticed that the toilet paper in the restroom closest to my cubicle always has a full roll of toilet paper.  I have been at work about 25 or so days and I do not think that I just happen to need to use the restroom right after the TP has been replenished.  I wonder what happens to the partial rolls?  Is there a market for half rolls of TP out there?  Some sort of black market perhaps?  I will say that it is really hard to get the TP out when the roll is so full.  It will hardly turn.  I usually start working on getting the necessary amount of TP right from the start.

A concern I have is what people think as I am leaving the restroom.  Do people wonder whether I washed my hands or not?  I do, I swear!  From time to time just as I am leaving the restroom (after washing my hands thoroughly) someone else will flush the toilet.  To the passer-by, it seems like I flushed the toilet and made a mad dash for the door.  I feel like I have to defend myself to whoever may be within view of the restroom door.

So anyway, if you see me leaving the restroom, no matter what sound you hear, rest assured that I washed my hands.  Also, if you see someone trying to sell a boatload of half empty TP rolls, let me know.  I will just carry it in with me so as to avoid using the full rolls already in there.

Thanks for reading my Random Thoughts.

Jon

No comments:

Post a Comment